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--A large hardware house in this city received yesterday an invoice from a manufacturing establishment at the North, to which were added the following words: "Abe Lincoln is our President. We hope he will please you as well as he does us." The invoice was returned with this reply: "Neither your President nor your goods please us. They will be reshipped on their arrival."--N. O. Delia.

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